PSL/Meme Continuation

[kingseeking]

for PSLs and meme continuation/overflow

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[hababa]

I'll bet it was.

Yeah, you too.
Why just the surname..?

He's a good guy, kinda funny when he's not being a cheeky prick.

[kingseeking]

[Because his name is literally Rich Dick and he hates it.]

That's what I go by, and not just to you. There are two other Richard Gansey's aside from myself, and they wear the name quite well enough on their own, I think.

Is Theo short for something?

[hababa]

Okay yeah that makes sense.
I'd probably do the same if there were two other fucks running around with my name.

Theodora.
Theo is indefinitely preferable.

[kingseeking]

I wouldn't necessarily call my father or my grandfather that, but perhaps that's just due to some self-preservation instinct.

Theo it is.

Allow me to ask you something. How has he been? Aside from barely missing unsuspecting women with his car.

[hababa]

He's been alright, yeah. He's probably not sleeping enough thanks to the baby, but I'm trying to kick his arse and make him nap occasionally when I can.

He's really good with her, it's kind of cute.

[kingseeking]

[Record scratch, freeze frame.

[A...baby, she says? Surely she can't mean...

[Uhhhhhhhh.]

Oh, I didn't realize you had a daughter.

[Surely she must be talking about her baby. Maybe she and Ronan spend more time together than he thought?]

[hababa]

「 Uhhhhh 」

Oh, fuck no, she's not mine
I mean she's great I'd take a bullet for her, but

I meant Ronan's kid.

[kingseeking]

[UMMMMMMMMMM?]

I'm sorry. I'm a bit confused. Ronan doesn't have a daughter.

[hababa]

「 Hmmm..... 」

Well........he does now?
She's a cute kid, you should meet her.

「 A pause; 」

Name's Machete

[kingseeking]

['Machete'? Oh, Christ on the cross. That's exactly what Ronan would name a human child. But how-- He didn't actually-- Did he? Gansey didn't think he'd been here long enough-- But also--

[???]

I don't see how that's possible.

He didn't have a child back home.

[And yet has somehow managed to acquire one since coming here?]

Did he take her in?

[Why...?]

[hababa]

Honestly? No idea - I've just been helping him out with her.

He hasn't told me where she's come from or who the mum is, he just insists he's responsible for her.

[kingseeking]

That's...exceptionally strange.

I'll have to speak with him about this.

[And meet his...daughter? Lord, he has a headache all of a sudden.]

How old is she?